I believe this is taking place to me again. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are right back where we started. It's like a bad joke. To be honest, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Maybe I should change my routine
- This can't be real
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was dancing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Can You Believe This?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and suddenly a herd of geese came out over a car. They were hopping all over the place, and dogs were laughing. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in uttershock.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be real, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
My friends won't believe that just took place. Oh my goodness, I know I'm going to faint! All of it was just so wild.
- It's unreal
- Like, for real
- I need to document this
Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat comes up!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just completely over my head. I keep trying to understanding it, but it's like check here trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I ask someone else for help?